This week, conflict stormed within the Democratic party, as longtime Democratic consultant James Carville, and longtime pot-smoking liberal comedian Bill Maher chatted on Maher’s “Club Random” podcast about Joe Biden needing to drop out of the race before he loses to Donald Trump.

Both Carville and Maher said that Biden was too old and senile to run for president and that Trump would demolish him if the election was held this fall. This caused a number of corporate media loyalists to the DNC to criticize both men and defend Biden.

In the meantime, I reassured by liberal friends that they had nothing to worry about, because both sides of this conflict were missing the bigger picture.

That bigger picture?

That Joe Biden died shortly after being sworn in as president in 2021 and has been replaced.

Is Joe Biden Dead And Replaced By A Clone, Or Jim Carrey?

Wait, replaced???? By who???

Well, depending on who you talk to, by a clone, a body double actor, or by a series of famous actors, who include Jim Carrey and James Woods.


Time to dive back into conspiracy land, folks.

This latest one revolves around President Joe Biden, who, admittedly, has been looking much, much, older and much more senile since his vice presidential days when he seemed like a wily uncle who would drive around DC in his vintage corvette blasting Foghat. Over the past couple of years since he’s been elected, he looks more like a wiry crypt keeper who would be driven around DC in a vintage ambulance blaring an emergency siren, and according to some dedicated conspiracy theorists, that’s exactly what happened. Biden was kept alive, just barely, to get sworn in on January 6, 2021, and then passed away shortly after.

Is Joe Biden Dead And Replaced By A Clone, Or Jim Carrey?

Is Joe Biden being a straight shooter, or is Jim Carrey really the man who’s in the saddle?

Now, as you’ll recall, there was a bit of a fracas surrounding that day, and, because there was such a divide in the country, the powers that be (read: the Illuminati) decided that instead of letting the public know that Joe had gone, and throwing Kamala Harris to the wolves (and potential revolt or electoral challenges), they decided to keep the real Biden’s death a secret, and replace him with a doppelganger who would play the part of Biden.

Now, here’s where it gets REALLY crazy.

Longtime readers of this column will know that I’ve written a number of times about the ongoing conspiracies involving Illuminati clones. According to a favorite conspiracy theory that’s been around for a while, the Illuminati keeps a fleet of clones of different famous people, and if the real one ever gets out of control or goes against their programming, the Illuminati clandestinely kills them and replaces them with a clone. According to various theories, a number of celebrities are currently clones or body doubles, including Taylor Swift, Avril Lavigne, and, most recently, Kanye and Jamie Foxx.

As this Biden conspiracy theory goes, ole Joe was replaced by one of his clones, which had been created during his many years as a senator and vice president. That’s why the current Joe Biden looks so much older and more decayed than the vice president Joe, who seemed much more robust, because the clone just ain’t the same as the original, and those clones tend to go stale after a while. That’s why these old clones of Joe have to keep getting replaced, which explains why, in different pictures, people have pointed out that Biden’s face or ears or different features look oddly dissimilar to those same features photographed just a few weeks or months earlier. Of course, it’s not because he’s old, or his makeup is off, or he’s retaining water from eating too much salsa, it’s because he’s a clone, or, well, several clones.

Is Joe Biden Dead And Replaced By A Clone, Or Jim Carrey?

Carrey, clone, or Biden?

So, that’s ONE conspiracy theory about Biden being dead and replaced.

But wait, there’s more!

There’s also another conspiracy theory that Biden wasn’t replaced by clones, but rather by a series of actors who tag team to get made up to look like him and play him in different performances.

There are a few different actors who have been named as Biden doppelgangers, including Mike Myers, Dana Carvey and James Woods, but the one who keeps getting brought up is Jim Carrey.

Of course, this makes perfect sense, because on “Saturday Night Live,” Jim Carrey was brought on a number of times to play Joe Biden, most notably during sketches lampooning Biden’s debates with Trump.

As with any conspiracy theory, there is a kernel of truth, and people looking for something diabolical obviously choked on this one. It’s spread out there among the underground that Carrey is actually playing Biden, with such evidence being that the “new Biden” has similar verbal and physical tics to Carrey, that Biden’s trips and falls are scripted jokes that Carrey throws in to his performances, and, the well-worn trope that Biden and Carrey have never been seen together before. Yes, that’s durable evidence. Kind of like how The Rock and I have never been seen together before, because we’re the same person.


Oddly enough, this rumor spread enough that Jim Carrey somewhat addressed it on his twitter, retweeting a podcast talking about it and commenting “Oh dear.” You’ll notice that wasn’t a denial, a detail which theorists jumped on to say that Carrey was shocked that he was “discovered” and “the truth was uncovered about him.”

Or, of course, Carrey was just commenting because the whole thing is completely asinine.

I’ll let you be the judge.

In the meantime, I’m going to continue researching another emerging conspiracy theory, that Taylor Swift is a satanic priestess who was given Travis Kelce as a sacrifice because he went public about getting covid vaccinations.

Seems plausible.

I can’t wait for her song about that one.


Sean Leary is the author of the book, “Taylor Swift Is A Clone! Black Eye Club, Jon Benet Katy Perry, and Other Fun Conspiracy Theories,” available worldwide on Amazon and bookstores everywhere.

Is Joe Biden Dead And Replaced By A Clone, Or Jim Carrey?
Sean Leary is an author, director, artist, musician, producer and entrepreneur who has been writing professionally since debuting at age 11 in the pages of the Comics Buyers Guide. An honors graduate of the University of Southern California masters program, he has written over 50 books including the best-sellers The Arimathean, Every Number is Lucky to Someone and We Are All Characters.
Is Joe Biden Dead And Replaced By A Clone, Or Jim Carrey?

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