Doc Has A High Time In His Latest Review Of Nature’s Treatment Of Illinois
I apologize for the late review. After picking up a couple of gummy bear edibles from Nature’s Treatment of Illinois, I made a mistake.
Doc Kaalberg
After listening to many of my friends, especially the shady ones I was told to eat only a 1/2 or even a 1/4 of one to start. Being a big guy, whose in a quite a bit of pain i said hell with it and popped a handful.
What could it hurt?
LEARN FROM ME!.
One hour after I said this isn’t “shiznit” I was sitting in the passenger side of my van talking to myself, who was in the driver’s seat about not driving while high.
This conversation lasted 45 minutes, until I smacked myself and called an uber. My driver dropped me off next to a corn field and said this was my destination. For the next 2 hours or 10 minutes (because time doesn’t exist after edibles), I proceeded to try and make a baseball field while chanting “If I build it they will come.”
I took a nap with a couple of field mice and a fox named Jerry until my best friend Frank picked me up. I directed him to the nearest taco stand and ordered 400 tacos and tried to pay with an old Sbarro gift card I had in my wallet. Needless to say we left Taco-less.
Now here I sit, on the roof of my house waiting for the East Moline Fire Dept. to get me and my cat Richard Parker down, while I say hi to all of you my favorite people.
Your friend in food, reminding you to take as directed.
Doc
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