Was Betty White Really An Illuminati Shapeshifter Killed By Q-Anon?
Sometimes the headline says it all.
And this is one of those times.
Yes, folks, desperate times call for tough questions, and this week, the question we need to face is whether or not Betty White was really an Illuminati shapeshifter killed by Q-Anon.
Now, of course to most people, Betty White was a beloved actress and activist who starred in several classic TV hits including “The Mary Tyler Moore Show,” “Golden Girls” and “Cooter And The Tang Ticklers’ Funtime Magic Hour.” When she passed away on New Year’s Eve, the last day of 2021, at the age of 99, just 17 days before her 100th birthday, people were stunned. Fans around the world mourned the loss of one of the few actors of our time who was pretty much loved across all cultural and party lines and wasn’t named Keanu Reeves or Dolly Parton. Tweets and social media posts celebrated her career and were saddened at her departure, with most remarking that when someone lives to a whisker shy of a century and people still think she didn’t live long enough, she must have been something pretty special indeed.
Little did I know that she was special indeed.
She was a shapeshifting reptilian demon part of the Illuminati cult sacrificing people for adrenochrome.
And the only reason she DIDN’T live to 100 was because Q-Anon found out about her satanic plotting and the avenging angel JFK Jr assassinated her to make an example to the Illuminati that you can run, but you can’t hide, unless you’re DB Cooper or Jesse Pinkman.
And, also, he really didn’t like that song “Thank You For Being A Friend.”
Needless to say, I found all of this information out on the most reliable journalistic source around — TikTok.
Literally within hours of White’s death, truth-tellers on the popular video platform were dropping revelations about the secret life of Miss White.
According to these intrepid journalists, Betty White had long been an Illuminati priestess in Hollywood. And like another of the most notorious demons of that city, Tom Hanks, she disguised herself as a sweet, lovable actor, all the while leading a satanic pedophile ring which killed people to harvest a rare chemical from their adrenal glands, adrenochrome, which was used to not only keep her looking and feeling young, but also to allow the multidimensional reptilian alien demon within her the ability to keep inhabiting her human body.
You know, like multidimensional reptilian alien demons do.
Pulitzer Prize-winning chronicler Quotertoter3 was one of the first to break the news.
Quotertoter3 posted a screenshot of the CNN reporting on Betty White’s death, along with two captions.
One, above the screenshot, said “Tell me again how that certain letter isn’t in control? I’ll wait!”
The second, below the screenshot, said, “Harmful to children. You deserve where you go! Ps. IYKYK”
And then, accompanying the video was the theme song to the ’80s sitcom “The Facts of Life.”
No, seriously. I’m not even kidding about that.
But that’s just another Illuminati rabbit hole.
Anyway, I’ll translate the Quotertoter3 message for those of you who, ya know, have lives.
“Tell me again how that certain letter isn’t in control?” This references the fact that White died 17 days before her 100th birthday. Q is the 17th letter in the alphabet. So every time something relating to the number 17 pops up, the Q-Anon folks think it’s something symbolic of the fact that Q has or had something to do with it. White dying 17 days before her birthday was allegedly a message from Q that he killed her. Of course, she was also almost 100 years old, so, ya know, short putt there Q.
The second message, “Harmful to children. You deserve where you go!” is meant to reference White’s connection with pizzagate, satanic sacrifices, Tom Hanks, Toby Keith, Mayor McCheese, the inverted star on the side of Hardees, etc. And “IYKYK” is the abbreviation for “If you know you know.” Which is ironic because most of the people believing this seem to really not know how friggin’ batshit crazy they sound.
For example, let’s look at some of the comments that followed this incisive reporting from muckraking investigator Quotertoter3.
Noblittkev88 commented, “No more blood drinking Illuminati sacrifices.”
Cynthiacervantesquevas disdainfully called Betty “The Queen of Adrenochrome.”
And dannyboy1877, who, after stopping for a few moments to listen to but ignore the pipes the pipes that were calling, posted, “Supposedly she was one of the heads of the adrenochrome pandemic we’re experiencing.”
Now, of course, I’m not going to just trust the reporting of one journalistic source, no matter how unimpeachable Quotertoter3 may be.
I did a little more digging of my own.
As it turns out, the theory of Betty being a satanic reptilian overlord has been around for a few years. Ever since the actress did a comedy sketch in 2017 on her TV mini-series “Betty’s Happy Hour.”
The sketch, “Betty White’s Secret to Staying Youthful,” featured White telling the audience that her secret to staying so young is because, she says, “‘I eat well, get plenty of rest, and every third Sunday I drink the blood of a virgin. And these days they’re getting harder and harder to find.”
So, there you have it folks. Right from the high priestess’ fanged maw!
Certainly, she couldn’t have been joking about that, because we all know the Illuminati have no sense of humor and they hide their conspiracy theories right out in the open, disguised as humor, as an arrogant way of exerting their power.
So, just to update you, here in 2022, we now live in a world where people think that Betty White was part of a satanic, blood-drinking cult of reptilian alien demons disguised as humans, and she was clandestinely murdered by a secret assassin nicknamed Q, who is actually JFK Jr., who faked his own death.
Jesus. How ridiculous can you get.
I mean, everyone knows that it’s Warren Buffett trying to control us through Dish Network satellites and it was Bea Arthur who was the blood-drinking reptilian in the “Golden Girls,” who was killed by Colonel Mustard using a butter knife in the thatched hut outside KFC.
Don’t believe me?
Just look at all the symbolism in THIS...