Listen, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Wow! Taylor Swift just released a new album! I wonder which ex-boyfriends all her songs are about?” Oh, you naïve child. Taylor Swift’s songs have never been about ex-boyfriends, any more than Planet Ping Pong’s pizza menu has been about pizza. Of course, those of us who aren’t SHEEPLE all know Taylor (I can call her Taylor) has long been a tool of the Illuminati, and her songs have incorporated secret coded metaphors for the takeover of the world. “Blank Space?” About people having their memories erased and reprogrammed... Read More

Ah the 90’s. Full House, Home Improvement, Jennifer Anniston’s haircut. What’s not to love? On Saturday, April 15th, the I Wireless Center will be home for the I Love The 90’s Tour. The concert will begin at 7:30 p.m. and go till 10:30 p.m. The door will open at 6:30 p.m. The I Wireless Center is located at 1201 River Dr. in Moline. Tickets are available for purchase here: http://ticketmaster.evyy.net/c/253158/264167/4272?u=http%3A%2F%2Fticketmaster.com%2Fevent%2F0600517776FE0F34 I Love the 90s Tour is featuring Salt-N-Pepa with DJ Spinderella, Kid N Play, Rob Base, All 4 One, Color Me... Read More