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There’s No Good Excuse This Time, Joe Rogan

February 6th, 2022
There's No Good Excuse This Time, Joe Rogan

There’s really no good excuse this time. Joe Rogan is releasing apology videos this week like DJ Khaled releases mixes, although they’re far less entertaining, and his latest is really not very entertaining at all. In it, Rogan apologizes for a video that’s out there that has spliced together various times he’s used the N word on his podcast over the past decade. It’s not a good look, and Rogan admits as much in his video, in which he apologizes profusely. As he should. I’m normally not one for encouraging apologies for most cancel culture witch hunts, which... Read More

Forget Whoopi And Rogan, The Time Traveler From 2485 Is Back With Shocking News!

February 4th, 2022
Forget Whoopi And Rogan, The Time Traveler From 2485 Is Back With Shocking News!

This week has been an incredibly eventful one. Neil Young pulled his music from Amazon to protest them exploiting children and using forced child labor in China. Oh, wait, no, he actually didn’t! He actually told people to go to Amazon and listen to his music there! Young pulled his music from Spotify, in protest over the Joe Rogan podcast having on guests who espouse controversial theories on covid-19, like, you can catch it from believing CNN when they push fake wars and say that Saddam Hussein has been housing massive caches of weapons of mass destruction. Of course, the real virus spreading... Read More

Searching For Love Before Valentine’s Day? Here’s Where You Can Find It…

January 28th, 2022
Searching For Love Before Valentine's Day? Here's Where You Can Find It...

It’s almost Valentine’s Day, which means that those of you in a relationship are blissfully sweating it out with the pressure inherent of being forced to prove the enormity of your love through spending money and symbolic gestures that you hope won’t be misinterpreted by your significant other because for a moment there you forgot that you should’ve been born a psychic to read their mind and immediately know how to make them completely and totally happy. As for the rest of us who are single, we’re left with the sigh of relief of knowing that we don’t have to... Read More

It’s M, M, M, M To The B: The Grimy Story Behind One Of The Biggest Hits On TikTok

January 21st, 2022
It's M, M, M, M To The B: The Grimy Story Behind One Of The Biggest Hits On TikTok

If you, or a child or friend, is on TikTok, you’ve undeniably heard the following line: “We all know the best MC is M to the B It’s M to the B It’s M M M M M to the B M to the B, M to the B Bang!” Usually though, that’s ALL you hear of the infamous tune on TikTok, because, well, TikToks are usually only 15 seconds long. Also, because it was popularized by a group of cute girls — none of whom actually created the tune — who were just lip synching to the hook of the track and making cartoonish faces for that 15 second hook. Because it’s not really something yet until... Read More

The Time Traveler From 2714 Is Back, And You’re Going To Be Shocked…

January 14th, 2022
The Time Traveler From 2714 Is Back, And You're Going To Be Shocked...

He’s back. And what he’s got to say is going to shock you. Maybe. I guess it depends on your tolerance for shock. Anyway, as regular readers of this column know, I love reading about time travel, and the predictions of alleged time travelers. And while my all-time favorite is the legendary John Titor, one of my current favorites is a guy on TikTok who has gone by various names as he’s morphed his account. Currently he goes by the handle Aery Yormany, @aesthetictimewarper, and as he claims on his page, “I am back, I now travel to the past to unveil the truth.” And you... Read More

Was Betty White Really An Illuminati Shapeshifter Killed By Q-Anon?

January 7th, 2022
Was Betty White Really An Illuminati Shapeshifter Killed By Q-Anon?

Sometimes the headline says it all. And this is one of those times. Yes, folks, desperate times call for tough questions, and this week, the question we need to face is whether or not Betty White was really an Illuminati shapeshifter killed by Q-Anon. Now, of course to most people, Betty White was a beloved actress and activist who starred in several classic TV hits including “The Mary Tyler Moore Show,” “Golden Girls” and “Cooter And The Tang Ticklers’ Funtime Magic Hour.” When she passed away on New Year’s Eve, the last day of 2021, at the age of... Read More

HAPPY NEW YEAR! From QuadCities.com And Sean Leary

December 31st, 2021
HAPPY NEW YEAR! From QuadCities.com And Sean Leary

Happy New Year! Here’s hoping 2022 is much better than 2021, and it brings us all happiness, health, and great times! Cheers!  Read More

Sean Leary’s New Year’s Eve Column Will Drop Later Tonight…

December 31st, 2021
Sean Leary's New Year's Eve Column Will Drop Later Tonight...

Sean Leary’s regularly scheduled Friday column, which usually drops now in the 9 a.m. hour on Fridays, will instead be published later tonight.       Also, Epstein still didn’t kill himself.   Neither did Ghislaine Maxwell. (Oops, sorry, sneak preview of my Dec. 31, 2022 column…)  Read More

‘Do They Know It’s Christmas?’ Hits Extra Hard In These Trying Times

December 24th, 2021
'Do They Know It's Christmas?' Hits Extra Hard In These Trying Times

It was late 1984, and Boomtown Rats front man Bob Geldof was sitting down to watch a bit of telly as the calendar began to turn towards the holidays. However, what he saw that evening was anything but festive. Geldof watched as a documentary news program detailed the horrible starving and suffering going on in Africa due to incredible droughts and oppression. And as he watched, he was moved to tears, sorrow, and finally, action. He knew he had to do something to help, but just donating money himself seemed so small, so insignificant. How could he do something larger? Finally, he had the idea, and... Read More

Here’s A Trend That Needs To Start: How About A National Better Parenting Day?

December 17th, 2021
Here's A Trend That Needs To Start: How About A National Better Parenting Day?

I don’t feel like writing anything funny today. Just not in the mood. For the second consecutive Friday, I, and millions of other parents across the country, have had to deal with a bunch of hysteria over kids allegedly threatening to shoot up schools. In fact, this week’s threat went nationwide, as a trend on TikTok calling for a National Shoot Up Your School Day swept viral with such speed that by Thursday afternoon, schools across the country were all sending out e-mails telling parents about it and saying they were stepping up security, and would understand if parents wanted to... Read More